Trump Eats His Pizza Crust First Like A Monster

So, in 1995 Trump did a little ad for Pizza Hut, which in theory seems harmless enough. Except when you realize he proves he is an absolute sociopath going crust first. Oh, yeah Donald? Going to just dive right into that crust stuffed with cheesy goodness right out of the gate are we? I’d love to know your game plan when that crust, pizza’s handle if you will, has been consumed and your left with flimsy greasy bread covered in sauce and cheese with no way to hold it.

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http://www.thevine.com.au/entertainment/seinfeld/the-best-of-george-costanza-20140917-286909/

Just going to go full Constanza and eat the rest with a knife and fork? Oh goddammit…