A celeb and a Citi Bike

There’s so much pop culture news out there, it’s hard to weed through all the B.S. and get to the really, really good stuff. So thank goodness a simple Google search yields 78,000 results in 0.5 seconds for “Leo DiCaprio Citi Bike.”

This dude has just been cruising the streets of NYC on a Citi Bike without a care in the world. He’s spent the better part of the last few years riding around with various blonde models, Jonah Hill (pictured above looking sloppy AF) and also Rihanna as of late.

Are we trying to make a statement here, Leo? I gotta say I have a lot of questions. First of all, we’re talking about the most ballsy method of transportation in one of the world’s busiest cities. Pretty sure it’s a stat that 9.99 out of 10 city drivers possess the ultimate disregard for human life –and you’re risking yours to wear cargo shorts and a deep v tee flaunting in the public’s face! But at least it’s staying true to the climate change themed Oscars speech we heard back in February.

Regardless, the weirdest thing I can totally guarantee is happening as a result of this “news” would be some DiCaprio superfans out there trying to find (and ride) a bike Leo has traveled on, all to boast about some bizarre third party bum-to-bum contact (ex: when a celeb would grab your hand at an event and you’d say you would never wash that hand again…)

Whatever, man. You do you. Ride that Citi Bike!