Fly me to Texas ASAP, no one messes with Chip and Jo

Word on the street (or in this case, the farm) is that the stars of HGTV’s Fixer Upper are having a bit of bad luck as two of the family’s goats were found shot and killed on their Magnolia Farms property over the weekend.

Not too many details have been released just yet, but it’s been called a senseless act and is being reported that intruders had entered the property while the grounds were closed to commit this bizarre crime.

Now, this may not seem like big news to you, but the happy couple’s presence on HGTV is by far one of the most sacred things on television. They’re just your average people, but way cuter, funnier, more talented, famous, well-liked, etc.

Each of their 4 kids look like a living, breathing Gap advertisement and Chip and Joanna Gaines are the inspiration behind “relationship goals.” So to find out something tragic has happened to them, I think the least I could do is hop on a flight to Waco, TX and investigate for myself. Don’t even need a reward, just need to make sure everything’s right in the world of Chip and Jo. They bring me great TV, I bring them justice.