Late Night In The Morning – Power Rankings: Miss America

Late Night In The Morning provides a daily clip of what you missed in late night television so you can enjoy your beauty rest without missing out on the laughs. Today: James Corden (The Late Late Show/CBS) delivers a power ranking of the best moment’s from this year’s Miss America pageant.

Ahhh the Miss America pageant, an annual contest run by fully-clothed men displaying a group of women in bikini’s answering complex questions and displaying their best talent in pursuit of the limelight scholarship funds?

Of course it makes sense that Miss America is a scholarship pageant, because we all know the intelligence required to get into college is located somewhere on the upper thigh. Miss America is so defensive over the fact that the contest is solely for scholarship funds that their headquarter’s automated voicemail immediately says this:

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However I think we all have a pretty good idea why this contest still exists in 2016

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Anyways, the great James Cordon took the time to break down the top moments from the pageant. Including extremely odd introductions from the contestants: