I Actually Don’t Think I Can Keep Up With the Kardashians Anymore, But I’ll Try

Next week marks the 10th anniversary of the E! show we’ve grown to know and loveKeeping Up With the Kardashians. I try not to place too much stock in the titles of things, but like, I’ve literally one-hundred percent kept up with them over the last decade.

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Now I know that’s a personal reflection on me, right? I’m into the news, all kinds of news, and try to keep my peers informed on the latest happenings from wildfires to whacky reality TV. And since the Kardashian clan is plastered on every tabloid magazine and television screen, it has not been difficult to stay in the loop of all things K.

Until now, because these pregnancy rumors have got my head in a pretzel.

No other family drama has made me fall of the bandwagon so far: From the never-ending Scott Disick saga to various NBA marriages and divorces, a transgender transformation and a high-profile robbery. I’ve stuck with it! But within a one week timespan there were rumors surrounding three of the five Kardashian and Jenner siblings and it’s just gotten way too out of hand for me to follow.

First, Kim and Kanye announced they would be using a surrogate to carry the third Kardashian-West child.

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Said surrogate was expected to be delivering in November and few other details were released. Until…

Kylie Jenner confirmed that she was expecting her first child. And then the rumors continued with a shocking theory:

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People were buying it —eating it up! Kylie is 20 years old and has been dating her current boyfriend, Travis Scott for just a few months. She’s the 8th most famous person on Instagram and has a booming cosmetic line and clothing business that are only getting bigger. A baby seemed a little far-fetched, or at least unexpected, but so does carrying your sister’s child for her when you all have the zillion dollars it takes to hire someone else. But whatever, we all accepted it was true and agreed it was acceptable for 2 of the 5 Kardashians to be expecting a baby around the same time.

But of course, out of NOWHERE, now Khloé is pregnant!!!!

My goodness. See where I am having a hard time keeping up? So, Khloé has at least made baby comments throughout the show’s tenure and appears to be at a time in her life where this is the expected next step. It’s probably for the best that she didn’t have a baby with good old Lamar Odom, but now only after a few months of dating NBA player Tristan Thompson, she’s finally expecting.

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But like, is it a RUMOR OR NOT?! It seems like all three of the gals have at one point completely denied all speculation regarding their pregnancies, and Khloé came out straight up on an Instagram post defending her peplum top as the reason there’s a bump around her belly. And now she’s on board and says the rumors are true.

I literally can’t keep up –there’s not enough social media posts or hours of television that will combat what is happening for this family in the tabloids right now. Will Kylie continue her lip injections while pregnant? Is Kim jealous of Kylie’s pregnancy body? But after 10 years, I am still a Kardashian ride or die and I will try my best to stay with it.



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