Pfizer Denies Fumes From Viagra Factory Are Arousing Town’s Males – Town Males Disagree

With all the problems going on in the world, it seems like the village of Ringaskiddy has the best of them. First of all, Ringaskiddy is an incredible name for a village, and somehow doesn’t surprise me that it’s home to a Viagra factory. And villagers say air pollution from a factory are affecting the menfolk.

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“One whiff and you’re stiff,” local bartender Debbie O’Grady told the Sunday Times.

Now all I can imagine are a bunch of pale Irish dudes rummaging around Ringaskiddy looking like Ron Burgundy in Anchorman

If it’s not the fumes emanating from Pfizer’s plant, then it’s the water that is getting the men’s Irish up, some believe.

“I think that Viagra must have got into the water supply,” Fiona Toomey, 37, told the paper. Toomey used to work at the Pfizer factory.

“I’m convinced that’s what happened at the very beginning before they were so closely regulated,” she said. “It’s not only human males who are aroused, dogs walk around in a state of sexual excitement.”

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Okay this just crossed some sort of line, not sure what it is, but it crossed it. Either this village has a problem or these people are just drunk 24/7, and it’s Ireland so both are indisputably viable. But regardless, of all factory-leaking phenonemons we hear, I think this is the best one. It’s like Hoosick Falls but instead of getting a glass full of PFOA, you just get a boner.

Pfizer said a statement that there was no truth to what it calls “an amusing myth.”

But if you erection lasts more than 4 hours, please call your doctor.



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